Top 3 Ways to Be Excused from Being a Trial Juror
(See previous post)
1. Walk into courtroom with my own gavel
and sit there hugging it like the “Log Lady”
in Twin Peaks.
2. Point out to the Judge that I am on medication
and cannot be out on an all day pass. (half true)
And my personal favorite:
3. Walk into the courtroom dressed as Judge Judy.
Other suggestions would be greatly appreciated.